trainer's card
name: Jacob
ID no.: 42069
class: weeaboo
nature: INTP
money: 0 pokédollars
pokedéx: lots
18|they/them|England
im jacob and i'm an anime protag

kyouko-magica:

When started in tumblr:

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Now: 

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scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Large Memes

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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hamball1:

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                    fuck you

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olatana:

You don’t expect a show about cardgames to ruin you emotionally, but it does.

suctioning:

Friend: Wheres my present?

me:

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